Clothes, Weird and Parents: Creepy

Creepy

By JustClaire95 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

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JustClaire95 13

Monday 17 March 2014 16:48

I'll prob just wear jeans from now on. Though it'd be funny to see them react to a mini skirt lol!

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flowerbug 4

Monday 17 March 2014 16:28

Leggings are not pants anyways.

kakakarotcake 17

Monday 17 March 2014 17:07

or maybe he keeps catching his friends peeping at his daughter

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jones1134 10

Tuesday 18 March 2014 22:31

Oh man that's creepy! Bet you're looking forward to Friday night this week!

AzTroopee 4

Saturday 1 May 2021 20:08

Imagine if this is from a son...

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 3 May 2021 20:31

That's the best thing though? Just steamroll his buddies and win? The **** lol

yup0308 7

Thursday 6 May 2021 16:23

Pics or it didn’t happen!

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