Creepy
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Did you ever consider he is lying...saying that to freak you out so you do break up with him.
Why are ppl saying don't be afraid? I just saw a story in ID where this guy killed his grandparents at 15 was institutionalized released had juvenile record expunged then became a serial rapist/murder..I'd be afraid too
run for the mountains!
OMFG WHERE THE HELL IS LOIS YOU BASTARD?!
lmao
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Don't worry, if he wants to be together forever he's probably not planning on killing you any time soon
I cant wait to see his reaction when you guys break up.