Creepypasta

By mrsekko - 31/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 868
You deserved it 5 298

Same thing different taste

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FMLandurstoo 9

They're gonna get you! Just like I'm gonna get Chris.

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UnicornHooker 0

That's ******* awful. Poor thing, sounds uncomfortable. I'm kind of disgustingly curious as to what the parasites were...

shannon6 3

Um, how old is your kid and how long has this been going on? Better to be overly cautious when it comes to your kid's health. You probably should have taken her to the doctor when she first told you about her stomach. Hope she's okay :/

turtle_brigade 0

um, you do realize that it's a ridiculously huge waste of time and money to take a kid to the doctor for something as simple as a stomach ache when their exhibiting no other signs, right? kids also have a habit of saying they have a stomach ache when it can get them out of doing something they don't want to do, like school. if there was weight loss, discoloration, or anything else linked with parasites that would be a different story.

shannon6 3

Hence why I asked the child's age and how long she was complaining about it. If it was once and only for a few hours that's one thing but if she was telling him/her about it for a week straight, that's neglectful.

sccrismyantidrg 4

71- I'm sure a lot of people with a serious illness wish they would've gone to the doctor a lot sooner, at the first sign of symptoms. It's definitely better safe than sorry, especially if it involves a child.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, as long as they're all safely in the toilet bowl and you didn't have to help her pull any worms out of her ass..

love0128 5

At least she didn't call you in there to tell you she's pregnant! I say it's a good day.

Don't we all look forward to those days when our 5 year old daughters tell us they're pregnant? Goof times...good times.

What the hell have you been feeding her? Either conditions or food are filthy. Either way, WTF???

jesbar95 10

You don't always get stomach parasites from food. If you get dirt under your nails and you bite your nails a lot, if you don't properly wash your hands and you eat something, you can get them. Sometimes they enter by coming through pores in the skin.

MerrikBarbarian 9

FYI, undercooked meat, vegetables grown in poor conditions then shipped to America, soil, grain not stored correctly before being shipped to stores, etc all are sources of parasites. even accidentally swallowing lake water while boating or swimming can be a source. they don't always cone from dirty conditions.

Or one of the most common portals of entry. is through the feet. Walking around barefoot outside is an easy way to get worms.

perdix 29

She's probably faking it and tossed some Googly Eyes in the toilet to freak you out.

rabsml 0
cookie256043 0
brunettegurly 0

parasites are bugs that feed by sucking blood. like a tick or.. tapeworm? idk how to scientifically explain everything.

48 - This is why we have search engines like Google so you don't end up looking like a moron when you ask a question like this. c:

brunettegurly 0

**** your life? wow. self centered a little aren't you... she's the one with the parasites in her body!