Health, Embarrassing and Periods: Crime scene

Crime scene

By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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Precision flinging

By oh god why - 06/10/2019 00:01

Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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Trapped

By obeezy - 30/04/2009 19:56 - United States

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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Fleur_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 6:07

L-like a rocket... *can't stop laughing* Oh, god. I am sorry. I can only imagine what it was like stepping out of the bathroom.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 6:01

sorry but thats real immature of them

Comments

MiseryLotus 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 6:46

That made me snort. Twice.

erinoty 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:17

Hahahahahahaha Ok...well that really does suck. I wasnt laughing at you. However, all the comments on here, like #37, just made me think of like...this being some horror movie. Attack of the tampons. And people all confused cuz they randomly rocketed outta nowhere. You can't possibly imagine how funny i imagined the whole thing was. Anyway...lol. Sorry. That would be quite awkward.

meowmoo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:04

lmao. you're my hero. xD

eschulz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:47

I like the "and then the screaming started", that just cracked me up, u have my sympathy, I hope u dont get made fun of because of it

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:24

U do suck at life

Makinitez 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:51

Hah, like a rocket - that just made my totally gay/stuck-on-FMyLife day.

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:58

#46 ... excuse me?! I am blonde and I can guarentee that if a bloody tampon came shooting out of the stall behind me, I'd calmly walk away like nothing happened. Stop steriotyping blondes like your funny, because your not. Stuff weirder than that happens at my school. It's like the girls are bleeding out of a freaking penis instead of a ******. Seriously it's all over the place! Like my brother when he misses the toilet. God. It's so gross and of course there is only two or three stalls and the female janitors don't work until way after school so everyone fights over one toilet.

acfem9 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:12

How is that possible?

dessaye 19

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:09

Haha, I'll freak out if I were one of those girls. Imagine.. Today, while in my high school bathroom, I saw a blood-covered tampon shoot out like a rocket from underneath a stall door.