Crime scene

By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

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Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
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Fleur_fml 0

L-like a rocket... *can't stop laughing* Oh, god. I am sorry. I can only imagine what it was like stepping out of the bathroom.

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holynemesis1208 3

sorry but thats real immature of them

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goosenotchicken 0

wow, that sucks. did you hide in the stall until they were gone?

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yay_fml 0

Wow, the girls in your school are idiots. They all have periods, a majority of them probably use tampons, they need to learn to grow up. I use a menstrual cup, so I'd like to go to your high school and see how those ignorant girls react to me washing it out. They'd probably pass out.

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iAmMyBeLoVeDs 0

Menstrual cup? What?

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saya2250 1

whats a menstral cup ?? just curious

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cecilk 29

It's a little cup, usually made of silicone or latex or polyethylene. Depending on the model it looks a bit like a partially rolled out condom or a diaphragm. You put it in open side up, the borders are a bit stronger-made to seal up and block the way for the blood. The blood then runs into the cup and when it is full (or after about 12 hours), you drag the cup out by the tip and flush the collected blood. Then you wash the cup and put it in again. Depending on size and model there is place for a lot of blood. With most cups you just need to flush and clean once in the morning and once in the evening. There is an article on Wikipedia called "Menstrual cup". It has a few pictures to get a better understanding. I've tried one recently. Not yet sure if I like it or not. Getting them in was a bit of a challenge at first, but then I also had troubles with the tampon applicators, so I use my finger instread.

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fuckyourmomslife 0

Wow. well at my school it looks like someones ****** exploded in the stall. Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder in those bathrooms...

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fuckyourmomslife 0

The other girls probably screamed because of how it squirted maybe they thought someone was being murdered

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Raven_fml 0

lmao What the ****? Why are GIRLS screaming at this? They know what it is, jfc.

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disgruntled_stdt 0

I could see it provoking that kind of reaction if it hit someone in the foot. If I was minding my own business and randomly got hit by a freshly bloody tampon I'd be pretty bewildered. Especially if it really "rocketed" out of the stall. Tampon falling out, not unexpected, but flying out of a stall with any kind of speed? Wouldn't see that one coming.

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k3llyn 0

haha ohmygosh im really sorry i just laughed out loud literally. the way you worded that was hysterical... if i didn't hate the word kudos so much i would totally say that to you but somehow i cannot force that phrase out of my mouth. anyway, good for you for having a good sense of humor about this!

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jayhawk63 0

I'm having difficulty understanding how you lost control of it to the extent that it shot like a "rocket". I get the mechanics of tampons, being a chick, but really how exactly can one lose the applicator like that? Do you have springloaded tampons or something? Still a fml, but c'mon. Coordination.

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