YDI. First, why would you think spinning your baby would impress anyone? Second, why would you not expect vomit to come from this? Babies tend to puke, especially when being spun in the air a lot. You fail.

Spinning your new baby HOW? Maybe I'm just not imaginative enough but that sounds like a pretty stupid idea, even without the concern of possible projectile vomit. If you just mean holding her in the air and turning YOURSELF around, that's not impressive, sorry.

Baby spinning should be a national sport. Followed by the baby toss.

Oh wow. *gag* I'd have been a sympathy spewer, too.

New baby? What did you do with your old one?

"Today, my parents had some guests over and my dad thought it'd be a good idea to impress them by spinning me around. Having just eaten, I cautioned him that it might not be a good idea, however, being only a baby, all he heard was 'goo goo ga ga!' He spun me so fast that I vomited everywhere, causing another guest to vomit as well. My mother looked displeased and I had to have two baths that night. FML"

I've seen babies being tossed before. They love it. It's like a bouncy seat, only more dangerous. This seems like an unfortunate thing to have happened, and poorly planned to boot. However, my immediate response to this was, "bwahahahaha." Thanks for sharing.

why did you not help your wife cook, asshole?

"That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

not the brightest move