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By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
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tick_tock 0

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

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ohhboyy 0

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

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tick_tock 0

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

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athena3100 9

A lot of parents do that. its not like they throw them in the air and walk away. the barely toss them in the air, hands almost still around them. i do that withmy baby cousin all the time. Get over it.

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lexajordan33 7

its not throwing. its a game that most babies like. u make it sound abusive. my son has always loved to be tossed and caught he is three now and still breathing.

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tdawg91 17

Because he wanted to catch it?? Seriously if no one threw you in the air or spun you around as a child, it's no wonder you're such a sad ****

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pancakelover 0

That's disgusting... But why would you spin her around at the dinner table?!?!

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j_buggy 0

Hmm... bad idea if the baby just ate.

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ohhboyy 0

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

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Bizenghastly 0

I. LOVE . YOU. ^_^ I worship your brilliance *bows*

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AntiChrist7 0

Darwin says you better not reproduce, too bad it is too late already. YDI

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paperfox_fml 0

I'm pretty sure that's not how to impress guests. "OOH LOOK I HAVE A BABY AND I CAN SPIN IT LOOK AT ME SPINNING A BABY HEY I CAN REPRODUCE!" Yeah. No.

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Apachefire21 0

#3, your awesome. lololol. that sucks tho, my little brother loves doing that. hahha

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kellster 2

That's really incredibly disgusting. Way to have chosen a totally inappropriate place and time to do that! Your baby had probably just eaten recently, too. In fact, I have a funny story like that: my father used to do that to me when I was an infant, apparently (this is hearsay; I really don't recall!), and this one time, my mother warned him not to, as I had just eaten. He was lying on his back on the living room floor, tossing me in the air, and I vomited directly into his mouth. Score for the baby! Sucks that you ruined your wife's hours of cooking and your entire dinner party, though. Wow.

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aero_fml 0

Immediate YDI @ "spinning my new baby in the air"

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