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By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
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tick_tock 0

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

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ohhboyy 0

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

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perfectwinds 0

8/12- You're most certainly an asshat. My baby LOVES to play "superbaby" and have my spin him all over the house up in the air. Sometimes he drools on me, usually I can catch if he spits up. Sometimes babies vomit when you don't expect them to whether they just ate or not. He was PLAYING WITH HIS CHILD, there's nothing horribly wrong with that!! Maybe the dinner table was the wrong place to do it but that doesn't make him any less of a dad. Bad timing = bad luck. That's it!! Obviously all of the people who clicked YDI aren't parents themselves. Most of the FYLs are from parents. I clicked FYL 'cause that was just an accident. Give the poor guy a break! At least he wasn't neglecting the poor baby! Baby might have even vomited if he was just sitting there watching everyone eat, we'll never know. 15- You're hilarious! I love the "mini drunks" idea... I'm totally using that! =P

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athena3100 9

Im not a parent, But i do have three baby cousins and i do that with them all the time!! I dont understand how people think it is so wrong. Most babies love it! I know my cousins do ノ

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Duckasaurus 0

That's why he wrote, "(something she loves)".

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Epoch 0

#28 way to miss the point, feminist asshole.

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suicidekings 0

this happens in Sims 2 too. ydi if this is your best method of "impressing guests."

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12frisbees 0

haha, awesome. lots of babies love spinning. that sucks that it happened, but it will be a good story for when baby is older.

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Manpersonguythin 0

Jesus Christ, It's a baby, not a top.

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on_a_boat 0

#28 you made me LOL. It would've been nice if he did help, but hey, he was probably doing other things, like maybe she made him clean the house while she was doing that (I would have!). It's not fair to jump to conclusions.

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leero 0

The way this is written is great. Sorry, but I had to click YDI for spinning the baby next to the dinner table, which I assume was all set? Still sucks though lol lol @36

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Melodyfire 0

i think ur a wonderful dad no matter what these people on here say. u said the baby loves it so that means u actually pay attention to what ur baby likes. my dad would flip me as a baby and i loved it ^_^ dont think i ever threw up but hey, i never threw up much haha! sucks what happened to ur dinner but ull have something fun to talk about later!

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Monstarred 7

is it just me or do " new" babys not care for being spun around?

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