Transportation, Embarrassing, Accident and Trains: Crotch rot

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 830

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 864

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 861

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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You deserved it 6 070

By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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You deserved it 4 608

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By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

Comments

DontClickOnMe 28

Friday 30 March 2012 8:20

I wonder if he helped you up or waited for you to do something else.. I hope he helped you up, though.

bertman21 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:20

Why does the girl never trip into my crotch? Lucky old bastard. Jk it would be just as awkward for him as you

deviable 9

Friday 30 March 2012 10:00

Because a skull hurtling into your crotch at top speed is probably the last thing you want.

bertman21 5

Friday 30 March 2012 14:55

That is so true

eddeeezzyy 19

Friday 30 March 2012 8:20

Just had a thought, but what if that was how a future couple met?

maybeBabe 8

Friday 30 March 2012 8:21

Thats bad luck for you, and the old guy probably had the time of his life!

idontknowyou123 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:24

Say what you will, you just made his day

eltapatio16 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:26

Well, did you apologize to the man?

yahoowizard 16

Friday 30 March 2012 9:13

Naw, rather, he thanked her and handed her a twenty

grrrrmetigers 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:29

crotch yah.

LuckyTroll 6

Friday 30 March 2012 12:50

Lol

Techtacular 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:32

That's what you get for dickin' around.

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 30 March 2012 8:42

Not really sure how the old guy would enjoy that...I sure as hell wouldn't enjoy a headbutt to the balls...

coffee_man900 16

Friday 30 March 2012 8:43

Same thing happened to me in College, except I'm a guy and I landed on the laps of 3 hairdressing students. I was considered quite good looking in those days but that didn't help me that day. They didn't like the extended amount of time it took for me to get back to my feet either. :)