Love, Sex and Intimacy: Crushed

Crushed

By annonymous - 19/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Asking for it

By Anonymous - 28/05/2020 17:00

Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML

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You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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CookiexJar 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 16:07

Maybe you should.

spekledworf 18

Wednesday 19 September 2012 16:09

Aw she sounds pretty shallow. Sorry OP

Comments

athlete1990 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 6:27

You're staying on the phone with her for an hour? Give up op, you have massacred the Art of challenge.

jayhawkchik 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 6:42

Walk away from that shallow mess, they don't deserve you.

monish 0

Thursday 20 September 2012 21:08

earn and ****

congele 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 22:27

As long as you've got ambition

be4udie03 6

Friday 21 September 2012 2:04

What a bitch...

Chaosaiyan 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 8:50

We've all considered it...

gardenwhipped3 14

Saturday 22 September 2012 13:23

I am sure we have. However based on my wild guesses I don't think there is a big market for women calling men on a phone sex line.

joan342 3

Sunday 23 September 2012 12:37

Insensitive prick

nvo 6

Monday 24 September 2012 7:11

Once you're past high school there will be more women who see "sexy" beyond superficial looks. Sounds like you're a good guy - so you will find women who appreciate that. There are too many pretty morons out there...