Culture wars

By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 631
You deserved it 2 435
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

ryanst 7

Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.

115 3
takeapieandrun 9

Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.

90 8

Comments

ramboman19 8

pshhh. parents these days...

23 6
ryanst 7

Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.

115 3
cc_the_beast 6

Yeah that totally happened. I was there in 1837.

26 1
ryanst 7

I could've sworn it was in 1492.. Looks like I'll be meeting OP's dad in World History and Geography.

21 0
EvilDoll 7

Don't be silly! We all know pearl harbor is in Atlantis.

29 0
cc_the_beast 6

Search YouTube for 'big pond advertisement'. This FML reminds me of this ad, it's worth it I promise!

1 0
AnagenisisZagus 13

1837? 1492? I could have sworn it was in.... Ahhh, now I get it. Can someone please send me the damn memos! I just feel so left out! :'-(

3 21
CookieCrazy 8

I can confirm it was in Atlantis. I was there last winter 8D!

5 1
mexicanpolarbear 2

I thought that was during the civil war of 1812 in Germany...

1 3
cc_the_beast 6

It in fact happened in all of these times and places.

11 0
vi3tno_romeo 5

maybe ur old man needs abit of education in geography....

11 0
jackiemoonthepro 5

my parents are the same, but your dad seems dumber

3 7
JennaMason 6

awkward ..........

0 6
Livinia 11

The next time you get a B and he gets angry, remind him of what he said and then show him the world map.

13 1
capothegee 0

you should put him on time out.

4 0
1215116a 14

5 you get a C for spelling the word 'Damn' as 'Dam'.

5 2