Kids: Cursed cursive

Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 12:00

Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML

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By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

you're a dick.

Comments

Mortishia 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:08

No, you don't have any dignity, nor you have your son's trust. you have a handwriting of 6 years old? that figures, your infancy is not ended yet. you don't deserve to have kids.

heatrider986 1

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:44

asswhole, how could you do that to you're son and in you're case **** dignity.

ckyfe 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 12:49

Pathetic!

nuttinick 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 13:09

i like how u tried to end this on a good note.

Brey1013 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 13:35

"He has a week of lunch detention and i still have my dignity" - Uhm... no, you dont.

stefimon 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 23:23

Don't think he/she ever did have one.

st87 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 13:44

A parent sacrificing his son's dignity for his own... when it was the parent's fault in the first place. I hope you die a terrible death. You are the most disgusting person I have heard of. I hope with all sincerity that your son will stick you in a rotting hell of a home. Your son's life is ****** the minute YOU gave birth to him.

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 17 September 2009 13:45

I feel so sorry for your son D:

piperian396 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 14:02

Nobody who'd do that to their son has any dignity, there aren't many ways to sink lower than that. If you hate your handwriting, work on it. You make me sick, and I am not being sarcastic either. F your son's life, YDI for being a terrible, self absorbed parent without a single shred of dignity.

1m_b0r3d 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 14:15

i agree with #302 and Mac...you lost your dignity by posting this "fml" that is if you had any to start with

aremmert 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 14:20

Congratulations. You might have just ****** up your relationship with your son for life. Kids tend to hold on to this kind of thing. I give you the award for worst parent ever. You should NEVER have become a parent, asshole.