Kids: Cursed cursive

Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?

By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 12:00

Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML

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By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

you're a dick.

Comments

WarriPengoo 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 19:41

lmao, I love you posted this online thinking you would get sympathy for screwing up ur sons life. I just can't stop laughing at how sad ur life is xDD YDI fucktard :) PS Tell ur son I'm sorry he has such a prissy dad :)

onceupop 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 0:51

THE **** IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE! THIS IS FUNNY! This sounds like something my dad would do and my life isn't ****** nor do I hate my dad. And this site is for funny things. People who post here to get sympathy are people where this sentence applies really to: "I just can't stop laughing at how sad ur life is xDD" All these americans should understand that some things shouldn't be taken seriously and go complain on tv-shows like Dr. Phill (that show is really funny lol) that their life is screwed because their lazy as hell and then blame it on their parents.

HannahHarlequin 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 22:52

Wow. **** you.

musicalfireflies 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 2:41

Way to teach your kid to blame others for his own actions, asshole

carodancer77 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 3:10

Your kid will hate you as long as he lives.

klio_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 8:15

What the **** is wrong with you?

F_edUpExsistence 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 9:24

As harsh as the commenters are, they do have a point. What you did was cowardly and unbefitting of a parent. letting your son take the blame, that is low. you have lost your son's respect and he may resent you for choosing your pride over him. Make amends by confessing your failure and your relationship might still be salvageable.

jma1123 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:14

great parent . /: poor kid .

Ranoona 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:48

congrats you just got the worst parent of the year award. I seriously can't believe someone would do that to their own kid. I feel sorry for the kid to have a parent like you .

01phoenix 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:59

FML: I'm a 6yr old stuck in lunch detention for a week because I have a parent that lied about their handwriting and posted it. Can't wait to pull the plug.