Kids: Cursed cursive

Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?

By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 12:00

Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML

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By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

you're a dick.

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boredlegends 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:19

You owe your son a big ice cream sundae (or similar treat if he's lactose intolerant) for each day he had detention.

Pwibble 2

Wednesday 30 September 2009 7:49

Wow Great life lesson there. Mum cares more about herself than she ever will about me. You don't deserve to have a child, you cowardly, dishonourable, dirty, cheating, lousy scum.

manmoosewaffel 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 8:15

your a ******* cowardly, egotistical, bitch of a mother. you sold out your kid and made him get punished because you didnt want someone knowing you had BAD HANDWRITING?? i cant believe you would even post that. i feel bad for your son, hes prolly gonna be one of those kids who gets older and kills you in your sleep you stupid ****. we can only hope he gets away with it

magaly1693 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:14

Lol thats funni..messed up...but funni...poor kid gonna have a hard life

Shrirke 0

Friday 9 October 2009 9:37

................... You're pathetic. DIGNITY? Yeah, a parent who cares more about how their handwriting looks to a kindergarten teacher than fairness to their own child. SOME DIGNITY. Disgusting.

mopho 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:25

Despicable.

Flamingmonkey923 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:43

You disgust me. Way to be a horrible parent. What the hell kind of lesson is this for your son? A week of detention for having done all of his homework? I guess raising him well is worth less to you than not embarrassing yourself in front of his teacher. You don't deserve the right to have children.

lulujay 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:19

you are a sick person for doing that to your son, I can't even believe that

Pouncehyena 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:29

Your children ARE your dignity when you become a parent. You deserve to be thrown into a 4th rate nursing home when you grow old you horrible, vain, selfish prick.

jazzmancarron 11

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:59

you deserve it you ****-sucking bitch, you threw your own son under the bus just so that you could look good in front of the principal? by doing that, you trashed your son's reputation, and set a huge target on his back. what kind of example are you setting for him? i hope he doesnt learn to do the same thing when he becomes a parent. dipshit asswad. you make me sick, and you utterly fail as a parent, i hope your kids abandon you when they move out. bitch.