Kids: Cursed cursive

Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 12:00

Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML

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By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

you're a dick.

Comments

ItsCommonSense 0

Friday 11 June 2010 3:50

Oh my gosh. Like seriously? What's so bad about having writing like a 6 year old??? Now your son's principal and teacher thinks he is a bad student! He has to go to that school. You don't. && don't forget if you had told them that it was your writing, wouldn't the principal and teacher be kinda embarrassed that they naturally assumed it was your son's??? they're the ones that didn't ask you if that was your writing. But now, you're the one that's not doing what you should have. I feel sorry for your kid. Lemme tell you....kids can hold grudges.

DanielleMG 1

Monday 5 July 2010 17:21

WOW your actually the worst parent ALIVE your a piece of shit mother/father and i hope your son hates you because of that i would... wtf is wrong with you! HOW OLD ARE YOU! ARE YOU ******* THREE YEARS OLD I wish i knew who you were .....where the **** is child services i feel sorry for your son who actually has to live with a piece of shit parent like you....**** you

_GODZILLA_ 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:33

You suck at parenting.

curzy 6

Tuesday 13 July 2010 6:32

Clearly your pride is more important to you then your child. You suck as a parent.

ravenmaiden 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:21

way to teach by example! What an ass!

apriljoyo 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 11:32

Worst Parent Ever

Cpaintballer 1

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:32

what a dick move to do, I bet your son has more courage than you, and as for dignity well you gave that up when you posted this comment. so why don't you go enjoy your time while your son is the only man in the house and takes the heat so you can have your dignity. you are pathetic

YourSweetie 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:55

you are an awful parent. people like you don't deserve children, because they are a privilege. your "dignity" probably doesn't mean much either, since you are worthless.