Kids: Cursed cursive

Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 12:00

Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML

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By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

you're a dick.

Comments

baby_gurl2405 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:07

OMG! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!!!! who would get their own kid a weeks worth of detention cuz their writting is shit?!?! just addmit it god damit

Screffie83 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 4:25

If you were any sort of decent person, you would come clean. And it serves you right when you have no dignity if you are willing to do that to your child.

questiones 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 16:11

**** You.

failuretimes10 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 0:52

HE HAS DETENTION FOR A WEEK, BUT I STILL HAVE MY DIGNITY!??!?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 26 November 2009 5:48

Dignity my ass. And what does that teach your child about responsibility?

lotusflower007 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 18:48

I hope you learned from this, that is sooo not right to do to your child. BAD parent. Please make it up to him. Tell him you were wrong, buy him an ice cream cone or take him to the zoo. Just don't let it end like that. Your child must be confused, very confused. great lesson there.

Mermaidbella 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:14

How could you do that to your son!!!! Yeah, I made my son get detention for my own personal gain, but at least I didn't in any trouble! Go shit yourself. I would be ashamed. TOTAL YDI.

lockedinaroom 7

Sunday 6 December 2009 7:50

Um, the last thing you've gained is dignity. I hope this isn't a symptom of a larger problem such as neglect. That kid is going to grow up believing that no one is looking out for him and he'll be a real asshole to people.

ShaydeStar 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 15:51

People like you ruin lives. I hope you get whats coming to you.

some_girl9 8

Sunday 27 December 2009 18:18

How exactly have you gained dignity? You sold out your 6-year-old and let him take a punishment when he did NOTHING wrong, just because you were embarrassed about something insignificant. If anything, that demolished whatever was left of your dignity, asshole. And guess what, as much as you don't want to believe it, kids remember things. This is going to come back to you in the worst way.