Love, Awkward and Cringe post: Cursed

Cursed

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:12 - Australia

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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screaming intensifies

By Thalassophobic - 21/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML

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You deserved it 52 044

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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You deserved it 4 579

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 04:22

Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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You deserved it 81 861

By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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You deserved it 6 000

By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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You deserved it 27 541

By rindawg - 20/01/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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You deserved it 7 145

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 624

This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:33

I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.

airball33 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:34

Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:12

these are probably my favorite parents, bar none. besides, what's a humorless marriage? a nonexistent one, that's what. LAUGH, DAMMIT. |the kid|

Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 2 October 2010 23:40

That little kid is putting you to shame.

riseagainst8767x 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 4:12

lol

twinny_sc 13

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:12

Oh, that's actually kind of cute. Stop being such a kid.

nldawgsccr22795 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:17

wow thts horrible

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:24

I heard walking at the beach with your parents while they're hand in hand, and them laughing/kissing afterwards. OP I think you should have just left your parents alone, they were obviously having a fun/romantic time together. And by your FML you seem like just the person to spoil such a good time for couples.

Telinaa 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:28

Ever think that it may have been the parents idea that the OP should've went along with them? So they could have family time, maybe?

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 2 October 2010 20:38

She would have spoiled that too. If she can't laugh at that joke about crabs, all hope is lost for a fun time :( . They would probably end up sitting on the couch watching Survivor and eating TV dinners to save the night.