Cats and Animals: Cuteness overload

Cuteness overload

By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 23:01 - Turkey - Adana

Today, I'd agreed to watch my friend's cats for a few weeks. I'd always promised myself not to become a "crazy cat lady" like her. It's the third day and I danced with the cats and apologised to them for my bad dancing. FML

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By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Spay and neuter, people!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 18:00

Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML

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By Please stay alive - 13/10/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I've been assigned to watch my friend's cat while he's away from home. His cat is 22 years-old and very grumpy. Most of my time has been spent making sure she's not dead, and getting attacked when I accidentally interrupt her naps. I've already got a few scratches. This is gonna be a long few days. FML

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By thecatlady - 27/02/2013 07:12 - Australia - Kambalda

Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML

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Harbinger of doom

By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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Feline stalker

By cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 18:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML

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captaincanoe 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:18

What I would do is put a call into Animal Control to clear most of the cats out and when she comes back play dumb and say animal control just "showed up out of no where" and that you couldn't stop them. Haveing 30 cats isn't healthy for the women or the cats. it's impossible to take care all 30 cats properly

timtam24 0

Monday 12 October 2009 16:21

CRAZY CAT LADY. O_O

Comments

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:07

If "she reckons she lost count," then she shouldn't notice if a few are missing when she gets back.

hookem8391 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 9:09

this makes me proud to be from indiana lol.....NOT

hi_from_HI 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 10:37

Wow, did NOBODY see that Hoarders episode?!?

altna 4

Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:27

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/08/ap/strange/main5372471.shtml OP, call the authorities and do it now.

HellfireRogue 7

Friday 20 May 2011 18:03

I had no idea you could only legally have 7 cats. My grandpa used to have about 25 or so, but he took extremely good care of them, they were all well fed, had shots and stuff taken care of, identity collars (they were outdoors cats), plenty of water, and tons of room. You only ever saw 3 or so at a time because they wandered and hid.

kristidgranger 3

Tuesday 13 October 2009 22:41

well I would tell her nevermind bc u don't have time! that is just gross and imagine how her house stinks!!! not at all a cat person!

uSoSuck 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 23:01

okay. FIRST. next time ASK how many pets. SECOND. quickly come up with a FELINE allergy before she leaves for her trip.

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:46

If she really lost count, she won't notice if there's a few less when she returns. They have claws and teeth. Let them fend for themselves while she's gone. You can tell her they all seemed fine when you checked on them, but with so many it was difficult to keep track.