Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

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cool517 1

you should put HOT pepper in her vibrator

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MatheusRajuidas 5

EPIC WIN!! =D

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armorf0r 7

definitely funny. she's immature if she can't take a joke. as long as you didn't make her clean it up lol if thats the case, you're a dick, and ydi

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stevenmx86 7

That's not even clever you moron that's a joke a child would make and their parents would roll their eyes and fake giggle...

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sheethapins 13

A child wouldn't make a joke about spicing up sex life with actual spices, and if one did their parents wouldn't laugh. You are a fail.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

you're an idiot. it's a cute joke considering OP's ego has just taken a hit.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

whilst there's no such thing as a 'wrong opinion', if there were such a thing, your opinion would be a shining example.

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ConradDavid 1

you should have nine thumbs down but I pressed the wrong one... ASS HOLE

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klong91 7

That's what you get for being a smartass but still at most I would have playfully smacked you while laughing. Tell your gf to chill out.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

81 - Then that problem can only be solved by sex.... But she doesn't want any.... Hmm... it seems we have a problem...

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Haha, you're awesome :) I find the laying out spices thing hilarious. Your girlfriend needs a better sense of humor.

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kschmidt629 5

That I sooo corny!! I read this FML to my BF because he too would do something this corny and think it's funny. Its not.

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