Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

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Cupcaken 0

she needs to be learn how to take a joke.

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Lunachic91 6

People are always saying that women need to ask for what they want in bed. Perhaps ops girlfriend is one of the women who is insecure in asking already, and she was trying to be bold. Then op makes a joke of it. Perhaps she is a bit hurt, not just mad. Maybe op made her feel like an idiot.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

maybe she was a bit insensitive to OP in the way she phrased her request or a mocking tone? He has feelings too you know. I think his playful response (nice since he probably inferred that she thought him dull in bed) could have been met with laughter from her and then some oral action or something... they could have dusted each other with cinnamon sugar and got in to it! but she responded immaturely (which is forgivable of course). sounds like an immature, insecure couple here. Good luck OP.

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solidus106 0

hahaha.... f her for not enjoying ur humor

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LukeNukem_fml 3

haha you're a pretty cool guy for that.

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alisaml 0

I wouldn't have been mad! that's funny!

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ElizaDoe 0

are you really that dumb?

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

are you joking? he's got a great sense of humour. clearly his GF isn't much of an initiator so ASKS instead and given that implies he's less than average in the sack, I think he was gracious to meet that rude request with good humour. surely his GF could hire a Porno, whip out some chocolate body paint, honey, whipped cream, feathers, fluffy handcuffs, lotsa lube and a 'butt invite', sex toys, etc. why couldn't SHE just spice things up? what's with women that TALK a problem to death?! Action is how to deal with men. No man alive would refuse exciting initiative from their GF.

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qasimahsan93 4

I personally would have high fived you.

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aardvarkish 16

Yeah, sux to be you, but you'll se see: a gf with a sense of humor is a rare find.

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crystal0renee 0

I have a great sense of humor. more girls have one than you think.

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