Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

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you_failed 15

Haha that's funny! xD But, c'mon! How do you refuse to have spicy sex?! D:

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x3herox3 0

And I'd prob be like "odmbbyletsgonow" if that happened

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Gallaghers 0

She's already angry with you and you respond by making a stupid attempt at a joke? You need to grow up a little and try a dash of maturity.

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chili10 18

maybe you should get the stick out of your butt and learn to enjoy a joke once in a while. besides op didn't say she was already mad at him, he just said that she wanted to spice up their love life.

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Stroke_Her_Ace 15

Would that dash perhaps be Mrs. Dash?

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Pufferfish78 5

hahaha that's awesome!

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

Man, that IS funny, your girlfriend must be a bitch if she doesn't find that funny...

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NYC_Yoshi 3

Livinia is right. Just tie your girl up till she gives in.

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BAMF519 0

well someone sleeping in the living room tonight?! and I'm not going to say who.

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missmaryb 0

DUMP HER! Don't stay with someone that can't take a simple joke or someone that would withhold sex as a punishment. She's a bitch. And to anyone else that would get pissed off - get a sense of humor.

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