Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 669
You deserved it 5 303

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

Comments

YDI for rating girls on a scale of 1-10. We're not some kind of item. If you treat girls like that, I'm suprised you got a date in the first place.

ydi for rating a girl? who the **** cares, he said a perfect ten which is supposed to be a compliment, and your gonna go around acting like girls dont rate guys? calling a guy good-looking or ugly is also a way of rating, just not in the same way, so grow up and open your eyes

I would rate you 5.5 based on your comment. Post a pic if you want to try and raise your score.

@l0st4lif3, There's a difference between calling someone hot or ugly and rating them by a number system. Saying someone is hot is just NOTICING their physical attractiveness, which everyone does automatically, and it's perfectly ok. But rating someone on a numerical scale is a whole different story. That takes conscious effort. You have to think about it. I'm not saying it's wrong or right, although I personally don't really like it.

BS. Both are subjective. They are IDENTICAL, both require conscious effort. Neither approach requires or uses a checklist to reach a conclusion. This is not a pageant.

I don't think he was really rating her based on some kind of "system". He was just using the analogy of "a perfect 10" to make clear she was really pretty. :/

I'd rate #20 a perfect 10 for his comment. And it's totally true, women talk about men's appearances all the time and compare them and make fun of unattractive ones. That is actually far worse, so stop acting all high and mighty. Plus, for most guys rating a chick is automatic. Btw, if you aren't the type of guy who rates women, you DON'T get dates. I know 2 guys who think it's wrong. Surprise, they are both virgins and not so by choice.

Btw-you talking like that just flat out gives us Germans a bad name.

LOL! You can thank the Führer for giving you a bad name.

He was a paper hanger too, but that makes zero difference too dumb ass.

Hahahahah, nice ;) whats wrong with guys rating girls? WE rate guys, don't get all high and mighty.

Oh no, he rated a girl on a scale: that shows how douchey Germans are(!)

sow because of that dude every german is? sometime is wrong with you! because a cat one day killed a cow every cat do's? crazyyy

LeCielNousAide 7

Definitely YDI. we girls not something for you to call "hot" or to give us a ******* number because we're not your sex objects. girls prefer being called pretty or beautiful as opposed to hot, sexy, or cute. we also hate being numbered. it's degrading. i hope you never get a date with a "10" as you so nicely put it, ever again.

Bitch, please. Only a fugly feminazi would barf that pablum. No doubt your face would make a freight train take a dirt road. I give you a 3.

And another thing... Words are relative too. Attractive (a 6) is less than Pretty; Pretty (a 7) is less than Beautiful; Beautiful (an 8) is less than Gorgeous; Gorgeous (a 9) is less than MSO (a 'Multiple Spontaneous Orgasms' - a 10). And finally, an MSO is less than Jailbait (a 15... as in "I would be willing to spend 15 years in prison for that"). So, calm down, and reread your post, and think about what you said. You judge people every single day of your ignorant myopic life with words. The rating scale is no different.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

and still another fugly feminazi chiming in. I will rate you a 3.

#21 you're ******* retarded. I'm female, there's nothing wrong with being called a ten. Take your ugly ass into a hole ffs.

i_got_it 0

The same girls who say "you shouldn't rate girls only because they're hot" are probably the same ugly low self-esteem girls that nobody would date.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Farside, why don't you post a pic and let ME rate YOU? I'll bet you're not even a 3. Probably a 1. BTW, I'm not a feminazi.. I just think it's rude that girls are rated.

greenfairy_fml 0

I vote Farside posts a picture of himself. I'll bet he's a -5 on the scale. As well as a 40 year old virgin living in his mother's basement. ^_^

hah, 'FarSide', just cos a girl doesn't appreciate a rating doesn't mean she's a 'feminazi' or whatever. You insulted her without knowing what she looked like (calling her a 3) so clearly, you are R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D. cos if you rated me a 3 you'd be deluded, i'm hot. SO SUCK OUTTTT

bean_dawg 0

Your remark is humorous and demonstrates your youthful fervor while doing nothing to mask your naivety. If you want to see my picture, just visit my profile, like I did yours.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

FarSide, so you're saying you're a bride-of-Frankenstein cow?

Well it's like this fairy.... you lose, pay up or stfu. My parents are dead. I do not have a basement. I am no where near 40, and I am not a virgin. But since you are a feminazi, I am sure you are, and will remain a virgin (even after sex with your ***** and brother). I would not give a hot-damn if you, or any other feminazi rated me a -555; albeit for someone whining about rating, that is exactly what you just did in your post. Not surprising that your ignorance allowed you to contradict yourself. The FML is NOT about me or you.... If you want to see my picture, just visit my profile.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

I know that was directed at greenfairy, but I'm going to reply to you anyway. It's not contradicting, and she's not a feminazi (neither am I). Rating you is fair enough, since you've been rating so-called "feminazis". BTW, if you're trying to make yourself sound intelligent or tough, you might wanna try to not be such a freaking joke. "My pic is on my profile." STFU. Real pic, or I'll just have to insist you're a pathetic loser who has nothing better to do than argue on the internet. Keep hiding behind your keyboard, FarSide. I bet you'd never say stuff like that to girls in real life.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

P.S. Yes, I was a hypocrite about "nothing better to do than argue on the internet" but at least I admit it.

MermaidSong... one last post to you... You protesteth too much, but I appreciate your keen interest in following my posts... roadies can often serve a useful purpose. Honestly, I apologize for previously rating you. A little 13 year old life-naive girl, undergoing hormonal changes should never be rated; she is not responsible for her PMS emotional rants. As a final word of encouragement, I am sure you will gain another 2 points just by maturing in the next 5 years. Until then, try and understand what your mommy is attempting teach you when she says "little girls should be seen and not heard". Now off to bed you little pixie!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Life-naive? *sigh* If only that were true. Oh, and it's not PMS ... just trust me on that. Also, don't patronize me, please. I'm just--- I'm going to forget about tonight.

OLOtheDemigodess 0

*rolls eyes* you women give us a bad name, seriously me and my friends are girls and we rate each OTHER! who gives a crap 'hey how hot do you think I am, out of ten' 'I think you're about a 7, or 8' 'Really?' *blushes* 'I think I'm only a 5 or 6, really' *blushes again* et cetera, et cetera the guy was trying to emphasize how hot she was. That was it!! He wasn't trying to degrade her, he was trying to describe her beauty. Yes, beauty. I know you and whoever that other girl is likes to hear yourselves being called 'beautiful' or 'pretty' rather than hot, but guys don't generally say those things about a girl unless they really really like her and have perhaps known her for a long time... and that's just how guys are. Just like when girls see a hot guy they say 'omg he's hot' they don't say 'oh he's sooo handsome' so yeah, when a guy calls you hot and rates you 10/10, don't bitch rant at him. Take it as a compliment. Whether you agree with my reasoning or not, the fact still stands that being a 10/10 is a helluva lot better than being a 0/10. ... in my opinion, anyway.

well, my favourite song IS shawty is a ten. actually it's called shawty is the shit but we gotta love the clean radio versions :P

76, you're the one giving women bad names by being one of those shallow-as-piss chicks who bat their eyes and fish for compliments/pretend to be humble "oh really? I don't think I'm THAT good looking..." The reason a rating system is bad is because it DOES make the person being rated seem like some sort of item, as it analyzes them as if they were, or as if it were some game... "Points docked because her eyes are brown!" kind of shit. If a guy were to come up to me and call me a perfect 10 right off the back, I'd actually be more unattracted. "Hey hottie" and shit like that are nothing more than lame, immature pick-up lines and are red flags for people you probably won't want to meet more than a few times if you can help it. And you don't allow people to do stupid shit because it's a "compliment".... For example, many people tell the artists who get their pictures/comics/animations stolen "So what? It's a compliment!" If it stays behind closed doors, I can't really say anything about that. Also, consider this: For some reason, so many people are in extreme hate of themselves, most especially women. For many people, if they don't top SOME kind of rating (be it "top student" or the "perfect 10"), they only work harder and harder to please OTHERS and hate and abuse themselves even more. Miss 8 might think "oh god, am I too fat? is my nose too big? are my boobs not big enough?" now consider how Miss 6 feels... Not enough people accept themselves for everyone to be giving ratings and scales on a person's worth. I mean hell, if you take out the shallow, that was even shown in your example. And "it's just what guys do"? "Guys will be guys" is such a terribly lame argument. So is everything a guy does absolutely excusable even if it's extremely uncalled for? What about "girls will be girls"? Many people abuse each other, females like to do it mentally and males physically.... So, because "guys will be guys," does that make it okay for a guy to beat the shit out of somebody for any particular annoyance? Because "girls will be girls," does that make it okay for a girl to encourage somebody into suicide for any particular annoyance? Shitty arguments like that, "guys will be guys," "girls will be girls," "kids will be kids," "parents will be parents," allow too many completely uncalled for things to happen. Not saying that this is something so dramatic, but this bit is aimed at that mentality.

Don't listen to her 76. Some people have nothing better to do than hate on others for not falling into their personal way of thinking about everything. DAMEWOLF: Watch yourself. Firstly, if you have ever even thought, "That guys is hotter, more attractive, whatever, than that other one." Then you have rated someone. You may not use a number scale or whatever, but you are just as superficial as every other person on this earth. It doesn't matter how you do it, if you recognize that any person is more attractive than another you have judged them and objectified them. Second, the fact that you have a picture of Tom rather than yourself means you are at best a 3. PEACE!

Right, because I'm not some loose twat (haha) constantly pointing the camera down my v-necks on /fmylife.com/ I am just obviously ugly. Wouldn't at all have to do with having some dignity or this not even being anywhere close to a dating site or just not being interested in picking up random e-wolf-whistles from a couple of anonymous bungholes. And no actually I do that only when they specifically ask me how they think they look. Otherwise, I don't care. Try again, lovvie.

OLOtheDemigodess 0

"76, you're the one giving women bad names by being one of those shallow-as-piss chicks who bat their eyes and fish for compliments/pretend to be humble "oh really? I don't think I'm THAT good looking..."" What are you supposed to say? "Oh yeah thanks I know right I'm just so incredibly gorgeous tell me about it?" lmao but to be honest I'm only mildly like that anyway - y'know what I hate the most? "Omg I'm so fat look at you you're so skinny" ok THAT pisses me off. It gets really old T.T "And "it's just what guys do"? "Guys will be guys" is such a terribly lame argument. So is everything a guy does absolutely excusable even if it's extremely uncalled for? What about "girls will be girls"? Many people abuse each other, females like to do it mentally and males physically.... So, because "guys will be guys," does that make it okay for a guy to beat the shit out of somebody for any particular annoyance? Because "girls will be girls," does that make it okay for a girl to encourage somebody into suicide for any particular annoyance? Shitty arguments like that, "guys will be guys," "girls will be girls," "kids will be kids," "parents will be parents," allow too many completely uncalled for things to happen. Not saying that this is something so dramatic, but this bit is aimed at that mentality." Stereotypes don't come from nowhere. It's kinda an unwritten fact that girls love shopping, for example :D er.. except me, that is ...haha ok I realise how bad an example that was I hate shopping D: lmao Anyway, the rating thing does not make a girl an object. Besides, he called her '10/10' - he's just trying to emphasize that she's 100% perfect!! If he had said she was a 9/10 then ok, you feminists can go into PMS mode because it could imply that he rates all girls 5,6,7 whatever and that is kinda objectifying a person. But the fact that he said 10/10 is unclear whether or not he's that kind of guy anyway - he could just be emphasizing that she was perfect. But anyway I'm not shallow - you really don't know me, so don't say that XD Come to think of it, me and my friends haven't been 'complimenting' each other like that since year 9 ...I suppose we've matured since then :D

Jesus dont be so ******* pretentious - you got the right to vote and equal rights so shut the **** up you saggy breasted feminist

BackHurts 0

hypocryte... (at 1st comment) so many girls rate guys... rating 1-10 is normal... and to feminists, why do you act like that? SOME guys rate women, and some women rate guys... no need to shoot a cow over that stuff, so calm down.. there is one person on here who Farside needs to have a conversation with... Feminist19... Farside, set her straight... 4 people, (guys and girls) made equal comments and she called them 'dirty ****** subject to the male rule' ouch.

farside kicks ass, you "feminazi's" wouldnt be so defensive if your face didnt look like rosie o' donalds face lol

What the **** is wrong with your Enter key?

LeCielNousAide 7

Gotta love how you all assume that simply because I have clear ideas about what I believe is right and wrong means I'm ugly. I'll have you know I have guys looking at me wherever I go and I can get any guy I want. And no, I'm not a virgin. I haven't been for 3 years by choice. So shut up before you judge someone.

I understand the hot and sexy part, but some girls like being called cute

crackz12 10

27- your comment just made my day. Btw rating the opposite gender is a natural instinct on site and should only be taken as sexiest or degrading if thats the only reason you would be with that person

Brighton_Cruz 20

oh god just shut up. You sound so ignorant. ""WE" girls don't like being rated." uhuh. so u speak for the world eh? yea, thought so.

Lol my mother once told me that my girlfriend dressed as a *****. It was Halloween night anyway.

I missed something here. You live in Germany, and your date lives in New Jersey??

meezer008 0

#23 you win even though i resent that lol

rihannalover 0

don't you dare rate a girl. and those idiots saying, "oh you're supposed to do that in high school. be immature while you can." no, this little prick should be getting mature while he can. if he spends high school rating women, how is the rest of his life gonna go? he'll never get married, and take his paydays down to the local strip club. so all in all, listen you little bitch, you better stop rating girls.

Another 3 heard from. See #27. It applies to you too Lolita.

ahahaha HOLY shit you're stupid ahahahah

Shit is not HOLY. And you are a feminazi too.

Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your life than pick fights on the internet?

Your mother was holy, but then she met me.

Wait, your name shows that you are obsessed with a celebrity and you're calling someone else superficial? HAHAHAHAHA. Also, all guys rate women. If your crazy predictions were true, the human race would die off because we would never breed again. I do it, and I am dating a model 6 years older than me. Choke on that you ugly virgin.

Shut the **** up he was using it to tell how attractive she was! If I had to guess I would say you're just pissed because when you get "rated" your score is closer to a 5.

Maybe your cousin had a lot of canvas for creating graffiti.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

YDI for rating a girl. Go ahead and call a girl pretty, but they're not possessions to be rated. BTW, I'm not a feminazi--- I just think that rating girls is rude.

OLOtheDemigodess 0

me and my friends are all girls and we rate each other. it's a way of complimenting someone and telling them how pretty they are. It's a good thing. Now appreciate it and stop whining. *rolls eyes*

MermaidSongXOXO 6

You're just rating each other as friends. But, if a guy rates you on a number scale, or if you rate a guy on a number scale, it's a whole different thing.

crackz12 10

Its really not different at all. I wish you would choke on a dick and stfu. If a girl told me i was a 10 i think id be happy rather than say its rude and i bet youd be happy if someone told you you were a ten as well. Of course youd deny it though being in your position in this argument

greenfairy_fml 0

Hahaha, actually a funny FML. Even if the comments make me want to cry.