Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
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perdix 29

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

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bgr5123 0

YDI for three reasons. 1. For rating girls on a scale of 1-10. 2. For dating a *****. 3. For going out with a girl just for her looks. And btw im not a girl I'm just a guy who hates dudes like you

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TooBored13 0

You're a guy who can't get laid. HAHAHA

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tommygunkid 4

Were you born without testicles or were they removed later in life?

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xxXChiiXxx 2

For a second there, I thought THE GIRL'S father called HER a *****. XD

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darkheart88 0

It seems like I'm one of the few people who actually feels sorry for the guy. Parents can be a pain like that sometimes. And people often pass judgements like that about attractive girls. As for all the people getting pissed about the guy rating her a 10 - get over it. I'm a girl and I'm bothered at all. He probably only used that as a way of emphasising just how hot she was. It doesn't mean he goes around giving other people 3's or 5's or 8.3's or whatever to objectify them, just that this girl was really hot and that's a reasonable way to express that. *shrugs* So FYL, man. Hope it didn't ruin things too much and you were able to cover it up!

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hvitfeldtska 0

THANK YOU. i swear, all the crazy bitches freaking out about him rating her from 1-10 are probably ugly man-hating ***** who sit in their houses all day and eat chips and complain on the internet :/

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perdix 29

Another explanation could be that the OP is so hideously ugly and boring that any girl who would go out with him would HAVE TO be doing it for money. Danke, Vater.

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w_axlerod 0

Well, it serves you right for being shallow.

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sara_no_H 0

ydi for using the "how hot is she?" number scale. "perfect 10"? screw you, you pig.

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PonPonPattaPon 0

It looks like you can find about 50% of the worlds douche bags on this website. way to go, you douches unit together. Hey, why dont you start a club? And while your at it, go live on your own island and just be douchey towards eachother all day, cause that what you do.

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TooBored13 0

Anyone else notice how almost every girl who was upset about the "10" thing is too self conscious to have their own photo on their profile. Just saying.

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Professor59 2

Um, Dad... That's the point!

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