Pranks, Dad jokes and Love: Dad pranks '09

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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You deserved it 5 303

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By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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You deserved it 6 311

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 820

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 755

You deserved it 2 532

Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 727

You deserved it 3 188

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 2 887

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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You deserved it 14 568

Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 859

You deserved it 61 947

Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 081

You deserved it 5 811

Hands off parenting

By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 610

You deserved it 3 581

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 160

perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:57

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:52

Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

Comments

erowlyn 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:54

I love how you only care that she is a perfect 10

failuristic 3

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:55

Wow, really? Well, y'know, if they really are a "perfect 10" then chances are they probably are ******... Sooo... YDI for rating women and trying to get a date with a ***** :)

startafire 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:59

You're father's most likely right, kiddo.

wowimnotaklutz 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:49

ydi for rating girls on a scale of 1 to 10 you ass

DeathShad0 1

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:40

And girls don't rate guys? Shut the hell up.

Rach_star 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 0:16

Your dad is awesome

michaelcarell 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 1:34

What a dick

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 2:38

The sad part is now she will be so worried about her reputation that she will stop putting out.

kindness 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 3:56

i would have been sympathetic if you described her for her wonderful personality and your dad just said it for no reason. she probably is a *****. but if not, you don't deserve her anyway if all you care about is her looks.