Pranks, Dad jokes and Love: Dad pranks '09

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

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Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 532

Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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You deserved it 3 188

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

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You deserved it 2 887

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

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Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

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You deserved it 61 947

Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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Hands off parenting

By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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You deserved it 3 581

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 160

perdix 29

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:57

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:52

Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

Comments

jondivey 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:57

its cause your a 2 lol

Captain1x 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:23

Don't tell girls their rating. Simple, it's all banter anyway.

BIGmoney107 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:57

I bet so!

cheeeeeeers 3

Friday 23 September 2011 5:33

you are a god damned idot

Bullheard 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:54

was he talking about her??

naedangerdavey 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 18:15

No such thing as a perfect 10.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 January 2012 1:31

YDI for wanting to go out with her just because of her looks. You're a shallow, chauvanistic pig and what's wrong with society. If she's that hot, I'm sure she'll coast through life relying on her looks, thinking she can get away with anything because of it. In that case, your dad is probably right.

coolkitty154 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 17:57

Or... maybe she's just hot? Just because OP finds her attractive doesn't make him a chauvinistic pig. Since when was appreciating beauty sexist? You're reading way too much into this. Stop being such a damn feminist, it's disgusting.

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 19:23

If you are only going out with her because she's "hot", YDI. Your dad is right.

doitlikeabrotha 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 10:32

Obviously all the girls objecting to this have never been called hot, they're acting like its a horrible thing to say, we get judged on looks, however, you sway that initial judgement on personality.