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By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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Just in case

By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 07:39 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00

Today my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML

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By dvddtraveller - 22/04/2016 21:25 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 08:00

Today, it's been a troubled day. Me and my girlfriend got into it because she believes that I stepped out on her, which I didn’t. I haven’t had sex in over 15 years. I'd gotten an STI from a ex, and had no idea that I had anything, so now I’m "nasty" according to her. FML

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missbadluk 0

Friday 14 October 2011 11:55

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

Mikko8 15

Friday 14 October 2011 11:54

At least you know that now.

Comments

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:38

Sounds like you play around too much. The girls that you play with are players too!

cloudiarose 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:55

WOW... good thing she made you get tested... i wouldn't want an STD.. hahahhaha

dancer_2014 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:14

And whose fault is that?

skylaryoungblood 2

Monday 17 October 2011 7:09

its a good thing you got tested before you gave her AIDS

TrolliloliPoP 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 11:49

does it mean that he automatically has AIDS? guys calm down, shit happens right?! :)

skylaryoungblood 2

Monday 17 October 2011 7:18

wrap it 'fore you tap it

BigGrouchy 0

Monday 17 October 2011 15:51

She is so lucky

Killuminati420 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:41

Haha. Epic fail. I'm sorry dude. hope its nothing serious!

RheannaFreese 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:17

That seems like something I wouldn't want to post online..

muckler 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:35

She should have dumped you when she realized you're the type of person who would go to the free clinic. Gross.

bella3911 6

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:28

Sucks to be you.

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Today, I told my husband I wanted to make him happy by giving him a baby. He told me either I can make him happy, or I can give him a baby, but I can’t do both. FML

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Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML

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Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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