Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 242
You deserved it 55 505

Same thing different taste

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missbadluk 0

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

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dreemzzz80 0

kudos to ur girlfriend for being smart hopefully you didnt lie to her about the real results

skyeyez9 24

Good thing your gf was persistent in getting your std checkup.

60-your right these people aren't really the hardest boners at the strip club

As someone who is in college and has taken several classes on STIs, the ignorance on here amazes me. I was amazed at the stats shown in those classes, but if most people around the US have the same opinion as I'm seeing here, it's not surprising. Condoms don't prevent STIs. They reduce the risk. You can still get an infection 'cause most don't require penetrative sex (like HPV, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia). Genital contact or oral sex is more than enough. Also, men aren't symptomatic in quite a few of these STIs, so it's not surprising that op didn't know he had one. Fyl, op, and I hope it's something that can be treated. Kudos to the gf for being smart!

Damn that wasn't meant to be that long a comment. Oops

You're right! I got herpes even though there was no penetration, it was just genital contact, so you have to be careful!

I'm proud of u OP it takes a real man to actually go out and gey tested best of luck

A real man? Pfft. Any self respecting, responsible person who is sexually active gets tested regularly, idiot.

That's terrible, I'm sorry. At least you got tested! For those saying to wrap it up, you can still get HPV if you don't. Skin to skin contact, which can lead to the type where you get genital warts. Even better, a lot of people don't show signs when they have it.

How stupid are you people? You can get that without sex.

His tag name obviously means crabs, context clues, no most doctors actually font write out full procedures most use shorthand, don't hate just cause I'm busy and don't want to write out full words, why does it matter so much to you? Honestly who cares,

Thanks 74 that's what I was trying to say

Yeah sorry I just hate when people are ignorant, it got the better of me