Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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missbadluk 0

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

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Happiness2Joy 3

Your girlfriend must be a smart one to be waiting for you to prove if you have an STD or not

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Happiness2Joy 3

Your girlfriend must be a smart one to be waiting for you to prove if you have an STD or not.

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yummcookie 0

Surely wearing a condom would mean it doesn't matter?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Even if he wore a condom, it could break or something. If I were the girl, I wouldn't let him anywhere near me if he had an STD. He did something stupid in his past (not using protection obviously, or at least not properly) and I wouldn't want to have to pay for it by also receiving his disease. OP, YDI for not being cautious enough. I hope your girlfriend dumps you.

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Climaxx 11

If you aint got the rubber, there will be no hubba hubba.

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sexylol_fml 4

No sex for you now!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI, hands down. Even if you wore a condom with your current girlfriend, it could break or something. If I were her, I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't want to get a disease from you because of something stupid you did in the past (meaning you either didn't use protection or you didn't use it properly, not to mention sleeping with someone else who had an STD to begin with...Lord knows where the chain started). I wouldn't be surprised if she dumped you, nor would I blame her.

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hunteryager 18

Wow, you are one low and poorly educated person.

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sleepindevil 15

Damn that sucks but hey, most STDs are non life threatening. Also sex without a condom isn't the only way to pass on/get an STD so the comments bashing you about no condom are just ignorant. Hopefully you can get some treatment and lesson any symptoms!!

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