Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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missbadluk 0

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

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Franklin24 3

Let's hope it not a viral one or you'll have it for life and most likely never get laid if not then your safe

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sophiehelen 32

People saying he deserved it. Ever thought some people can't use condoms? I personally have a latex allergy but I'm on the pill and my bf is clean. It only takes a shit ex of his to lie or cheat. Unless he was a **** to catch it. In that case YDI

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