Damn

By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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missbadluk 0

That sucks so bad. But kudos to you for actually going to get tested. Most people don't and spread diseases left and right.

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your_friend86 0

hahahahahahahaha that's great

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arin2009 0

That last one was to 86 I don't get why it keeps commenting not replying

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its_ashley_bitch 2

Just because he has an STD doesn't mean she should dump him. Didn't you learn anything in school? Some people can be CARRIERS.

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Nolank804 0

You Would surely have noticed an STD. Op prolly got HIV or some shit.

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adelya_c 11

Not necessarily. A lot of STD's don't show many symptoms in either of the sexes. They also can be confused with symptoms of other illnesses.

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juturnaamo 29

That sucks. There are a couple asymptomatic ones that can mess you up before you know. Your GF sounds like a smart cookie.

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decidedlyvague 11

Don't be so droll, cover your pole.

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purple91 8

YDI. But at least now you can treat that shiz before she even finds out and get laid.

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coolname2016 12

roses are red, some condoms are blue STDs are contagious, so watch who you screw

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