Damper

By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 487
You deserved it 6 829

Same thing different taste

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

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Propayne 0

Look on the bright side he got it done by someone he loves...at least he didn't have to go to the doctor and have them do it. LMFAO that sucks

JLGCJ 0

if you say that guys need to have a cut dick then it's like saying that girls need to have boob jobs

he'll no to circumcision that is butchering. **** those bitches that don't like it there are plenty (hot ones) that don't care bout the foreskin. I don't like bitches that don't shut up but I don't say get your ******* younger removed

oh HIV are you ******* stupid it has nothing to do with getting a sexually transmitted virus that will infect you regardless of your dick skin

Yes it does. It is a proven medical fact that a circumcised man is around 60% less likely to spread HIV than an uncircumcised one. That's why they're trying to encourage circumcision in places like Africa. It's also generally cleaner to be circumcised, because the foreskin traps dirt and germs, and there is also the risk of damage and infection to the foreskin. Men with foreskins are also more likely to spread STDs to women (for the same reasons as HIV) particularly things like HPV and bacterial infections. Conversely, if you track down any men who were circumcised as adults I doubt the vast majority of them would notice any decrease in sensitivity (personally I think that's mostly myth spread by those who are against it, since most men are circumcised as children and thus how would anyone have any idea?) and those I know who are circumcised seem to enjoy sex just as much as those who aren't, and being Jewish I know plenty of circumcised men. I wouldn't judge any man who is uncircumcised, as like I said it is mostly something done at birth and I wouldn't really expect most men to chose it in later life considering the sensitive nature of that area, but it is genuinely cleaner and safer to have it done, and therefore it's not just a cosmetic thing.

Also, if you look up medical studies (try googling rather than just jabbering) a study done on men circumcised as adults showed that while 38% reported harm, 50% reported benefits, some reported increased sensitivity during sex, and in a separate study it stated that circumcision reduces the likelihood of penile cancer. All points for, I'd say.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

nat, if you **** a guy with aids (or unclear medical history) without using protection, just because he's circumcised, you're a moron. and if you use protection, those 25% (where did you pull your percentage out of?) don't matter at all.

faxe 0

I agree with #32 here, the guys in mortal misery and you're worried that you can't have sex on your honeymoon?? It's not like you both are holy virgins who need to consumate your marraige. And frankly ladies and circumzied gents not every guy wants to have the most sensitive part of his body desenitized by his underwear and the elements.

I fully agree with you #43. I wouldn't wanna be desensitized either lmao. I like mine just how it is. There's fully nothing wrong with it.

what kind of "fooling around" could possibly rip his foreskin

A clean foreskin isn't as scary/gross/ugly as you might think. There's the peek-a-boo motion that's quite charming :D OP: You both must've been really rough. I'm sure ripping skin isn't easy to do. Maybe you can reschedule your honeymoon?