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By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 498
You deserved it 6 834

Same thing different taste

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

Comments

well at least maybe he'll know what its like for us women getting our hymens torn lol

nerdySAI 0

GODDAMN GRL!? Don't hurt your man like that!? But if he does something to make you bite him like that then that's understandable. Good Luck to your honey...

Oh damn, tell your fiance I feel sorry for him, but can't understand the pain, I'm circumsized. He should to, makes everything easy, lowers the risk for anything sexually bad. no, seriously get the man circumsized, and see if you can't delay the honey moon for 4 more weeks.

Ok every one shut up about him deserving it because he is uncircumsized! Sheesh... For the record I'm uncircumsized because my parents wanted to give me the choice when I'm older... And so what I am more likely to get STDs who gives a shit! I'm not going to have sex until I'm married... And no I'm not gay or a religius freak or I can't get any (frankly I can get it anytime I want), it's a personal choice. OP - Stop whining on FML about how you can't get boned by your fiancé sure you can't comsumate the marriage, but hey, he can give u alot of oral sex... Anyway OP it's more like FHL as he might be in alot of pain... So comfort him and stuff... Except on your wedding day, cause that's your day ;)

MangeMoi_fml 0

Why the hell did this FML get a whole circumcision medical book started? lmao..Anyway..whether an uncircumcised penis is appealing to someone is their opinion..stop getting mad because your opinion is different. And to OP, this really does suck lol

palasarop 0

my god:0 the catholic church was right!!!!sex before marriage equals bad things!!!!!!!!!

I am uncut, when I was old enough to know the diff I asked my mom why I was not cut. She told me that the doctor siad that it is not needed any more and that it was point less. My mom was born in souh Africa and it was done quit alot back in the 50-60. My dad is cut and he listened to the doc and left my foreskin alone, and that's saying somthing since the dad would like his son to look like him. I am very happy with being uncut, and have never had a problem. Doctors in the states just do it because they are to lazy to relize what my doctor knew years ago.

my dads a doc I have seen a baby while the treatment was happening he crys but they let him suck on sugar water.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

your dad cries and sucks sugar water while performing an operation? sick dude.