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By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 498
You deserved it 6 834

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DirtyDiana_fml 0

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

Comments

I'll say HDI for not being circumcised. Sorry guys, in my female opinion, there is nothing uglier than an uncircumcised penis. I dated a guy who wasn't and yes, I fully understand that the sex isn't really changed by it, but seeing it just such a turn off. I lived in the Netherlands and Spice TV was part of out basic digital cable and of course it showed European **** and only once did I see a circumcised man. It was awful. *shudders* Again, my opinion, but I know I'm not the only chick to feel that way.

JorgeM 0

I hope you never have any sons.

not the only one but definitely just as dumb as the rest of them. it's just normal to you so something different looks weird. just like makeup looks weird to people who don't use it. you are using a social norm as an objective standard. just like the Nazis. though they at least didn't care about circumcision.

SaturnE_fml 0

So... For being a facist, opinionated jackass, do you deserve to have your labia torn?

oarisimo 4

goddamn do we have to get into this debate again?? shut the **** up already!

I disagree being circumcised is disgusting and a total turn off

It's really sad that in some places the look of a mutilated bodypart gets promoted among women.

The world would be so much better off without religion and the wackjobs ut creates. Anyway, that sucks.

Erindub 0

Marriage is NEVER the answer! Just cancel the wedding.

the hell? let them marry each other if they want to!

perdix 29

On the bright side, you have a bright future as a mohel. Google it.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

more like a mohelot but actually, it doesn't matter, both are sick, disturbing human beings

Lucky_Adi 0

fyl?!? This should be more of a FHS!!! That has got to hurt badly... Btw, it's a proven fact that uncut penis are larger than cut! ;)

Wait, his dick gets cut and it's fYOURlife because your wedding night isn't going to be everything you imagined? Here's to hoping there's an FML in about two weeks starting with "Today, I was SUPPOSED to get married...."

zach055 23

Why does every single FML turn into a debate?

youre going to get a lot of oral. I'm always afraid to do this to my boyfriend. even more now. but he's the one that's rough.

Mx_Rider 6

oral is bomb like tic tic :) nuff said.