Damper

By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 485
You deserved it 6 829

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DirtyDiana_fml 0

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

Comments

morgan020 0

well at least you now have a good reason to not have sex on your wedding night. my husband puked in my car, passed out, and got me lost in Houston because I didn't know where we were staying he did because he was supposed to drive not me.

Noah_h 0

any y'all bitches talkin shit about uncut your all ******. how many STDs y'all got?!! if u love a man u don't care bout that shit if it works and pleasures u and **** off all y'all with the hygiene shit. dis ain't Africa cut uncut whateva we all clean up and gots good hyigene here. whateva ya want is coo

What's with everyone hatin' on the uncircumsized? I'm a chick, and while I find either penis "model" equally [very] aesthetically pleasing, I can defs appreciate the perks of enjoying an uncut man. For one, less lubrication is needed for manual stimulation. Secondly, during fellatio it tends to "slide" easier, and there's a little extra to play with. Don't listen to what they say about your junk, boys!! People used the think a lot of things were "dirty" not too long ago that are now accepted and even encouraged. Head, anyone?

faxe 0

I am not sure since when did foreskin become gross? Could you imagine ancient Greek and Renaissance statues if they were circumsized? I personally think Michaelangelo's statue of David looks fine the way it is. and #68 you're welcome.

JorgeM 0

Americans have been cutting baby genitals since the early 1900s. The perverts managed to get the circumcision rate up over 90% in the 1970s. Most Americans older than their 20s have no experience with foreskins and only know the American foreskin mythology. That's why you hear "foreskin is gross" type comments. Its ignorance.

Luckily, these days we have ****, which most often (at least in what I've watched) includes UNcircumcised males.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

I never saw a **** with uncircumcised males and I'm in europe... but ok, I don't really look at **** that often

some shallow people about that's for sure....

More details people! Like how the hell did you rip his effin dickskin? Did one of his piercings get caught on your tounge ring? Did you use too much teeth or what? Maybe you snagged it with your engagement ring, now that would be a FHL.

i understand the no sex thing... but this is more of an fml for him. he's the one in pain and the one who'll spend his life with a clumsy idiot.