Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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drawmesunshine 17

In his defense, he didn't play an active role in your birth, making it harder to remember.

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fthislyfe 22

Still a better love story that twilight

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sunflower150 4

Your boyfriend is a disgusting pig. I would totally dump him if I were you.

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freakypundit 4

Do you let him go down on you only on birthdays? ;)

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hahaleym 0

This FML is really fake lol, my girlfriend told me not to say this because she said I am gonna get banned

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antwon86 4

#18/84 is the biggest idiot I have ever seen. That comment is completely relevant and you have no clue what the meaning of it is if you think otherwise. Go back to your tent in the desert.

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HannahWho 8

Depending on how long you have been together it could be understandable he would forget. Men tend to focus on the things that matter and I have found a lot of grown men treat their birthday as forgettable since they are grown. You want him to remember, put a calander on the fridge and make plans to go out.

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docgunney 0

Get rid of that SOB

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anappleaday 0

In addition to my previous comment, I said that because I'M a girl. I just didn't understand why a guy would be willing to put his mouth there, jeez.

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glittercookies 12

Same like girls are willing to put their mouth on a guy. Not a big deal.

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iamkeysersoze_fml 5

That part is irrelevant, the important part is the reasons for him putting his mouth down there.

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Leftoverjello 6

117: to give their partners lots of pleasure. Just because a guy isn't getting direct stimulation from something doesn't mean they're not enjoying it unless they're really shitty and selfish in bed.

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buck33 14

Thank you 111! I thought 18/84's cleverness had beaten me.

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