Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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drawmesunshine 17

In his defense, he didn't play an active role in your birth, making it harder to remember.

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fthislyfe 22

Still a better love story that twilight

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stfuidots 3

I love when by bf does that. So sweet. But I prefer him to treat my ladyish parts like WILD animals. Slapping, scratching, biting, sticking things inside hard. You know :)

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kirbeaar 19

Just goes to show what's more important to him.

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Lionpeter 0

Just a reminder, isn't your birthday actually the anniversary of you, popping out of your mom's ******?

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loserman67 35

Well at least he has some sense of romance. I'm curious, was there an echo?

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A7x4REVer 3

111 - I can see why you would try to prove her wrong, but why drag racism into this? Honestly I am insanely sick of people like you who are so immature and primitively minded that you think you're cool by putting other nationalities down

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Latina12102003 0

i think its cute keeps fun in the relationship!!

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