Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 887
You deserved it 4 668

Same thing different taste

Top comments

drawmesunshine 17

In his defense, he didn't play an active role in your birth, making it harder to remember.

fthislyfe 22

Still a better love story that twilight

Comments

#42 I like your nose stud. Um but do you know how to set a profile picture? Because I'm blonde an fb thats my excuse for my ignorance and I can't figure it out..(:

CaptainPickles72 18

Setting your profile picture is a very lengthy process, so be sure that it's what you really want to do. Here are the steps: 1. Make sure the picture of yourself doesn't show the spot where your parents dropped you on your head. 2. Contact the FML Moderators, they'll give you an address that you have to go to. Stan* will meet you there. 3. ??? 4. Go down the alley and make a deal with Stan*, and he'll upload the photo for you. (I'm sure you don't need that soul, badly) 5. Learn how to send a private/personal message. *Satan

47- Oh for God's sake, if no one will clue you in, here, this should help: Go to your account page where you wrote up your description and on the bottom left, it says Change Profile Picture. Click that, choose album if you have a picture saved you want to use and select it! It'll upload and more or less, you're done! Okay? Okay. Good luck. :p

#114 thanks all theses other bitches are just being smart-asses. Thanks hun(:

133- awww, don't judge the others too harshly, it's all in good fun. They just assumed you'd figure it out before they could even answer so they didn't bother. I thought the same thing when you first asked too, earlier. But don't sweat it, I don't mind explaining if it helps the newbies. ;) Cheers.

He remembers a special occasion that just the two you (and FML readers) know about and likes dining in your fur box? Sounds like a keeper to me.

Wow what at stupid anniversary to remember.

KiddNYC1O 20

Haha leave it to a women to vote this down and comment on it. Am i suprised? No. Truth must hurt.

at least you got an early birth day present!!