Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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drawmesunshine 17

In his defense, he didn't play an active role in your birth, making it harder to remember.

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fthislyfe 22

Still a better love story that twilight

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xela96 0

Was he wearing his chain and his turtle neck sweater??

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anappleaday 0

I've never understood why guys enjoy going down on girls.. I always thought it was more of a favor-type thing, and the girl had to ask.

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acidfoxxx 0

So u'd prefer smoking pole then. It's a power thing, it's nice to induce pleasure seizures in a girl with just ur tongue!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Could be worse. Could be he only remembered the date you first went down on him and tried to make you sing happy birthday to his dick.

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peachesncreem 21

How romantic?

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furfantasies 0

I still think that's romantic. At least he remembered something.

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Bonte 0

He is a man who has his priorities set straight

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musicluvr2000 11

At least he remembered something

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