Relatable, Underwear and Intimacy: Dealbreaker - FML

Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

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You deserved it 22 924

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Magic underwear

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 22:59

Spicy

Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 246

You deserved it 2 781

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 073

You deserved it 115

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 574

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 3 144

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 313

You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 532

You deserved it 4 242

Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 350

You deserved it 741

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 442

You deserved it 12 486

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 008

You deserved it 10 363

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 843

You deserved it 6 289

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Top comments

Cassandra2015 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:33

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

tiredteenager 16

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:28

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:00

She'll soon find out that all men wear those from time to time.

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:01

If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was. This is good advice both for dating and caring for "your boys"

born_hustla 26

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:02

Seems like she wanted to break up but didn't have the guts to do so...therefore she chose a stupid excuse.

The_Avatar 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:05

How old are you?! If you are over 16 put some boxers on man come on.

limitedition 25

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:07

She just wasn't that into you, OP. Now you are free to find a lady that loves your undies

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:13

In our house we know call them Walter Whities

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:16

Now

Delsanity 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:16

Haha wow thats one big stupid excuse. Well keep using them haha , I still use them too.

lulinator 40

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:58

They were right.

albertozeta_fml 9

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:06

Well deserved.

Tigron_fml 6

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:13

you deserve it...buy some boxer briefs, all the comfort, none of the virginity

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 379

Today, I found out that my college textbooks, which I spent nearly $200 dollars on for the two of them, did not come with the codes they were advertised with. The codes are needed for online classwork that is required to pass the course. Each new code is $90 a piece. FML

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You deserved it 1 583

Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 3 244

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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You deserved it 1 329

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 277

You deserved it 276

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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You deserved it 13 485