Love, Tinder, Awkward and Dating: Deception

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By bobthenun - 20/03/2013 21:16 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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This is wrong on so many levels

By Catfished - 04/11/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was supposed to meet up with a girl I met on a dating app and had been chatting with. We exchanged the classic, "I'll be here and wearing this." At the location, a girl from a distance, wearing the described outfit, was checking me out. I immediately bailed out. Not only she is 9, she is also a student of mine. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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By superstar - 30/03/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By 1234567898765432 - 27/03/2009 16:47 - Canada

Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

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hippo1234 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:03

Was your "girl" a guy or did she ditch you?

wifie86 8

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:10

Heard of the MTV show "Catfish"? Lots of people pretend to be someone else. It happens to a lot of people. Sorry it happend to you :(

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strawberrywine22 30

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:55

Is there maybe a chance you got the wrong restaurant? If not, I'd find the most obese woman with the most chins, and pay her to go in my place.

lovealwayssam 14

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:01

skype, my friend. actually any form of video chat. rule number one.:)

hendix 17

Thursday 21 March 2013 11:44

As discussed on the earlier comments, video chatting proves nothing these days because there are macros that can swap out your image in a live video feed.. So Skype doesn't mean it's legit

NioBerry 7

Thursday 21 March 2013 12:01

I just ask for a photo of outside and current time if you are in same area background can tell u if it is current and time shows you when they took it simple yea and if the take it and send it no time to edit

PerditaDessa 38

Thursday 21 March 2013 12:06

If they have a phone with photo apps they can add text to the picture to look like a timestamp, and it doesn't take long for someone to do that. The outside bit is smart, but not fool proof.

xtcolin 7

Thursday 21 March 2013 10:34

Did he at least have a big rack?

HitchHiker42 18

Thursday 21 March 2013 11:14

Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.

baba01_fml 17

Thursday 21 March 2013 11:56

Well he's still the same person, go sit down and say hello!

jem970 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 13:02

Does the fact that the "she" is actually a "he" really mean they are the same person? Not really.

baba01_fml 17

Thursday 21 March 2013 15:27

Was a joke, "same person on the inside" kinda thing

Aydens_mommy91 4

Thursday 21 March 2013 15:41

The connection may not of been the same but if he was honest about what they talked about a friendship may come out of it. Just hopefully op didn't send any inappropriate pictures or he might get some funny looks Lolz

thewife5 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 18:59

I wouldn't start a friendship with someone that deceiving.

buddy51 23

Thursday 21 March 2013 12:01

OP- Just to make my pain at your pain less, I'm going to imagine the guy who catfished you as Peter Griffin... See, that makes it MUCH better, doesn't it? At least for me it turns your encounter into a comic fantasy. For you, well, you need some eye-bleach and mind-erase or your online dating's going to be forever damaged....