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By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML
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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

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captainsmegma 12

Sweaty balls gets the ladies. No one can resist my sweaty balls.

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vikky538 28

From the location of FML i see its okay to take shower when it's absolutely required.

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chisty87 16

California has all these emission laws for vehicles they really should put personal hygiene laws in affect for some people...that's damn disgusting

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worldclassrager 39

I really wish I didn't start my lunch over this....that's enough internet for today...and lunch...ugh

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deathmec 20

"the only reason" That is some dirty shit right there.

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LOLS_ftw 11

I've never been able to determine where the sweat I've been smelling has came from, so like, do you take your finger, swipe sweat from yo nasty ass dick and smell it? Do you do that to other appendages? Like really, what the ****.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

There is a very distinct difference between the smell of sweat your armpits and the smell of sweat from your genital area. The same way there is a very, very big difference between the smell of feet that have been sweating excessively versus the smell of armpit sweat. Just consider how a person can seemingly smell fine and then take their shoes off and almost kill a room full of people with the stench. All one has to have done to know the difference is at one point had to get undressed or pull down their pants when their lower half has been sweating more than the top half.

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