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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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Sweltering

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 21:58 - United States - Reno

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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Hot hot hot

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML

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Sticky situation

By borderlinebaddie - 04/11/2021 14:00

Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML

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Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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pkmlove 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

wow nice grandma..lol but sry thats hilarious.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

tell her in detail what you do to sexy men you like.

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jellyinthesky 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:23

i don't get it. how is that an FML?

jellyinthesky 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:30

and why is everyone arguing about religion just because some kid's grandma implied that he was "going to hell"? you guys are retarded and you'll argue over anything.

Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:33

#88 I recommend you think over what words and concepts like "believe", "Baptism", "Bible" or "God" actually mean. If you reduce belief to "Would be cool if you were real" or "I don't deny your existence and you don't pwn my afterlife, alright?", then that's a pretty superficial understanding of it. Also, from what you wrote so far, you seem to be one of those Sunday Christians. Well, it's not hard to see that any plan which involves cheating an omniscient God is pretty much doomed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_Christian

dramatay 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:58

#84 I LOVE that quote or whatever it was. Let me tell you the christians or other religious people that have to preach on this board are not showing themselves in the best light. In fact I'm sure they are reminding all of the atheists why they are atheists. I certainly get more confident in my decision every time some starts preaching at me, "Oh if you just accept God you'll get into Heaven." I roll my eyes at you, because if God is anything like the Bible makes him out to be I'd much rather go to hell than "accept" him and I must say that if not accepting God is the only qualification for Hell, I'm looking forward to the company down there.

AGr8pretending 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:02

#10 Flamebait. Game... Set... Match... Good show!

xohxbrittanyrae 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:05

What I'm trying to figure out is how this turned into a religious debate from an FML story. Don't get me wrong. I'm a proud Christian. It's just kinda..wow.

bananapanda 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:06

wow... harsh much? My grandma is the total opposite, she's constantly spoiling me

I_am_stupid_also 6

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:16

#98, Many Christians also believe that atheists will prefer to stay in Hell also. Someone said that "the fires of Heaven are hotter than the fires of Hell", meaning that only through our transformation made possible by Jesus will we be able to be in the presence of the holy God. The passages referred to by #86 illustrate the severity of what it means for imperfect people, which we all are, to attempt approach God without the protection of Jesus. Still, once you correctly understand the Bible you will see that Heaven is where you will want to be.

Mortishia 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:38

what is she doing keeping her house that hot, then? rehearsal for hell?

indian_goddess 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:45

mmm i forget which poster but whoever it was that felt like replying back to my comment...i'll get back to that. you posted way too much to look through. but it's all from a source i don't understand. i'm catholic and i dn't think a lot of us take things literally from the bible. we don't believe the bible is *written* by God. he inspired people to write it. so things have been interpreted differently ove time...and i didn't see anything from the new testament....and yeah i really don't care to get into any sort of religious debate now. this is seriously not the place for it.