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By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
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KeinBaum 12

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

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TTowntitan13 8

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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syed121417 22

Although she was giving you instructions and that's hard to do sometimes, I feel like she was too blunt with it. People don't realize how sensitive people can be in bed. Instead of saying that and telling you to "calm down" she should be mature enough to know that you were trying to please her and gently tell you to be softer. Tip: using the tip of your tongue oppose to your entire mouth on more sensitive areas will make a big difference.

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kewpiesuicide 29

Every woman likes something different and they usually like to switch it up pretty often as well. There's no right or wrong necessarily, you just have to go with what she's feeling at the time.

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culphy 14

I actually prefer the opposite. I cannot stand just the tip of the tongue and prefer a flatter tongue with longer strokes. She needs to voice her specific tastes to him because, as you can see, people have different needs.

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syed121417 22

You're right and people definitely have different preferences. I was just giving OP a suggestion.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Maybe it hurt her a little bit so she snapped a little? That's pretty funny but I can understand it stinging you, especially the first time.

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mylifebitches666 18

I call bullshit. This has been posted before and OP didn't even bother to change the name "Jeff".

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Vitally 6

Plot twist: it wasn't the girlfriend who said it.

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thatotherchick 3

Wow. She maybe could have phrased it differently but I'm sorry dude that's hilarious.

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