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By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
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KeinBaum 12

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

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TTowntitan13 8

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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demonfacee 14

You were doing it right. I bet you vaginas are just as delicious as burritos.

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Eleora 19

Could this also be considered a fat joke?

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shinymaster3000 23

Am I the only one who recalls seeing an fml similar to this before?

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deejoy 22

She could have been a little nicer about it since it was your first time but it's a good thing she told you! You'll be a pro in no time just remember sometimes less is more!

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sickmyduckplz 2

My gf wishes I'd eat her like I eat my burrito v_v

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Well then, I guess trying hard doesn't always get good results.

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SaintJohnny 2

I can never look at burritos the same way again!

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littlefoxx 12

That's hilarious, but awful. She could have told you in a different manner.

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