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By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
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KeinBaum 12

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

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TTowntitan13 8

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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skyjayq 10

LMAO hey practice makes perfect so tell her u need practice and get more of that *****

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Undecidedlime 6

In a way, your life sucks because she was being a little rude. On the other hand, you really need to learn what to do with your mouth, It's very important.

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Artemishuntress 8

lol "Jeff the vag killer" sorry op ur name walked into that one

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angelofsaturn 23

You do have to go easy on it. Enthusiasm is appreciated but at the same time you don't need to shove your face it. A swollen vag is not a happy vag.

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martin8337 35

Not a burrito, a whisker biscuit or a bisker wiscuit.

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kimeatszombies 22

I've seen a FML exactly like this one.

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thealaskanyoung 14

Write the alphabet, my friend. You'll get there.

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birdybirdchirp 18

try FAKE CHOW you never know she might like that.

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