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By jay-frey96 - 02/11/2014 15:36 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML
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KeinBaum 12

At least she's giving feedback and seems to have quite some humor.

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TTowntitan13 8

Actually it's a taco...so I think you were pretty close to doing it right!

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ZY1431 24

shouldn't it be referred to as a taco? just saying.

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ldkindasucks 6

Everyone got so mad at the guy who told his girlfriend the BJ was terrible.. Everyone's getting a laugh outta this girl who was just as harsh about things. We all need to learn to politely instruct, it's the best way to learn what to do in bed, and satisfy each others' needs

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Axel5238 29

Agreed, I think the guy watched too much **** and took everything to the letter. Somethings require subtlety and a gentle touch. Though, each woman has preferences some are really into fore play some are not. YDI for trying stuff you saw in a ****, most of that stuff doesn't and will not apply in your sexual life.

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TheDoctor10 28

This reminds me of the "it's a dick, not a shotgun" post from a while back.

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weveallbeenthere 30

both are good to eat. this made me laugh.

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mimm95 3

that's the worst ******* head I ever got in my life! next time don't be so ******* eager! you're awesome if you know what movie thats from.

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FrankHotpants 31

I feel this would of made more sense if she was doing it to him and she was the one treating it like a burrito.

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Feverrotes 15

This exact FML was posted several years ago - way to recycle a phony story. Then again, that FML appears to be deleted now, and the fact that I can tell all of this right away is a sign I've been on this site for too long.

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