Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Disrespectful

Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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You deserved it 14 250

VonHoolio 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:27

How is this an fml? At least they didn't care. Just making sure you were safe.

FortuneFaded 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:23

Haha, awkward.

Comments

neverminddd 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:10

Your parents are awesome, along with your sister since they weren't embarrassed to say that. Shouldn't you take it as a good thing?

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:37

it's happened to me too, exept my sister actually walked in and told me like nothing was going on

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:40

it's true #16

HahAboy95 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:47

haha that's funny

dee83 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:48

If it was such passionate sex, wtf were you doing reading texts?

yaya32492917 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:07

hahaha atleast they care about ur welbeing they don't want u to Make a big mistake that u will regret later on

captainmaharet 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:14

Fail for checking your phone during sex.

icanfloat12 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:20

pull out < condom

FortuneFaded 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:35

Don't be silly, wrap your willy!

thatsoviciouS 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:36

All I have to say is who checks their phone while having sex??

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