Transportation: DMV blues

DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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Red tape

By christian_slate - 24/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys…

By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:30 - Canada - Delta

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML

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By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

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Bunch of bankers

By skippydoda - 25/06/2019 12:35

Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML

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Push!

By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

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me5 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:17

The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!

sucks2_beyou 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:16

haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)

Comments

SEALMaster11 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:32

iagree take advantage of this

sparxva 12

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:50

At least in Illinois being dead won't prevent you from voting.

tysgirl 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:02

I was totally going to say this! You beat me to it, darn you. :P OP, this doesn't surprise me at all, anything can happen in IL. -almost lifelong IL resident

C0urante 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:06

Now GET BACK IN THAT DAMN COFFIN.

newlove_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 4:42

Your picture and your comment go together just so perfectly. I laughed when I saw it.

pinky94 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:09

Lmao CD just amazing

FalconWhitaker 20

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:10

Aw, the crazy comment about contacting the FBI is gone :( I was about to make a snarky comment, too.

ebisu91 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:37

I am sorry for Killing to BUDDY i was DRUNK ohhh sorry again!

newlove_fml 0

Friday 20 January 2012 4:44

...wait what?

ebisu91 3

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:45

I am sorry Buddy that I killed you, I was DRunk LMAO J/k

hellomynamekeyes 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:58

Collect death benefits and life insurance. You're dead. :D

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:08

The good news is, as other people have mentioned, you've just come into a lot of money. The bad news is, zombies aren't allowed to drive. Oh, and stay away from gamers. They'll freak out and whack your head off with nearest swingable object.