DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML
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me5 0

The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!

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sucks2_beyou 0

haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)

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TripleJumpMan 0

Although I hate replying to the top just to be read, but your spouse is a necrophiliac! :P

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captainmaharet 1

Why is everyone dying or considered dead by various governments today?

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iDeMiiZe 0

Pretend your from the afterlife and contact every tv chat show and newspaper you can and say some crazy things.

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dealwithlife 0

you can do wahtever you want, you can't be tried in court if you are dead!!!!! how did this happen????

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antitcb 0

Obviously, the OP killed himself for his own life insurance.

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Mest_Is_Wicked 0

Duuuuude, how'd that happen!?!?

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walkingspastic 22

I assume this happened because of a SSN mix-up. And in that case, this means that some where a dead guy is listed as alive. Best identity theft scheme EVER

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Erindub 0

If I were you I would've ****** with the clerk.

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