sounds familiar. weird.

To the silly people who don't get the joke: the stereotype is that men are the ones always BEGGING to have sex, like it is their greatest desire, whereas women are always so evasive about it. Now here comes a girl that actually offers it to her boyfriend, and he doesn't take it. This is not a double standards issue. Males and females really do have different feelings towards sex (generally), and therefore should be treated differently as well.

hahahhahaha im sorry i find this hilarious! like how do you respond after that... like uhh hey i dont know if you got my text earlier or not but... or like try and play it off like you never said it like o hey whats up? hahaha

He might have had no credit no battery no signal stop being paranoid

If you're like 9/10th of this site's submitters, it went to either your dad, his brother or someone else.

haha yeah #31, I'm waiting for the next part in the series: "Today, I wanted to **** my bf so I sent him an SMS. When I woke up there was 150 people outside my house lining up including both my parents and my bf's parents. Turns out I sent it to everyone in my phone... Well...better get out there and get started, this is gonna take all day. FML."

sometimes having sex with unattractive people is tiresome. give him a break

wow thats really lame. ehh

well maybe he was busy or didnt get it. or like someone else said maybe it didnt get delivered

i wish a girl would text that to me...